Boys are unusual creatures… they smell funny, they could care less about leaving a trail of dirt behind them, and they are just plain gross! But I love them.

I have testosterone dripping from every surface of my home, it’s everywhere! I am the mom of three, yes three boys. Before you ask, I will answer my FAQ.

Yes, three boys. Don’t you think if my third was a girl I would be holding a baby in a pink dress with mountains and mountains of lace?
Yes, they are all my boys.
No, I am not going to try again for a girl.
Yes, they can be a handful, but show me three kids who aren’t?
No, I am not crazy. Though some days I swear I am.
Anything else? I need to go, I have to finish getting my groceries, these guys are not cheap to feed and they are only 7 and 9. The baby doesn’t count yet, because he is still my little parasite.

Some casual observations about my home.

In my house you will have to change the channel from Justice League or Teen Titans to watch HGTV or Dr. Phil, but don’t get up to pee or you will lose the TV.

Finding the remote is like finding Waldo in the “Where’s Waldo?” books.

My boys can shoot a quarter with a beebee gun from 20 feet away, but they cannot pee in the toilet without hitting the seat, floor, or even the wall.

There is always a yellow ring around the toilet no matter how often I clean them. And don’t sit down blindly, you are likely to fall in.

If you want some quiet time, bring ear plugs.

A house full of boys makes great birth control.

You will NEVER be bored in my house.

Nurses at the ER have NOT seen everything, we will always show them something new.

My kids say the most off the wall, amusing, and witty things.

Scars are cool, just ask my middle son.

Sleep is for the weak.

Seriously, can you think of anything more fun than a house full of boys??