Bobby and I are at war. One that looks like it has no end in sight. One he WILL loose.
We are at war over the toilet paper… more specifically how he puts away the toilet paper. I like my paper to come over the top, he likes to leave it on the back of the tank and leave the roll empty. Toilet paper is NOT something I like looking for at 2am.
Well, instead of being nice about it, I threw a fit… and for 10 years now, he has been teaching me a lesson. Sometimes he will put the toilet paper upside down (from the bottom). Sometimes he will make art (new roll balancing on an empty roll on top of the towel rack). He has stacked multiple rolls in front of the holder. He has turned the roll backwards when it was almost gone. He has removed a full roll minutes after I replace it (after bitching at him) and replacing it with an empty roll. He has removed ALL the TP from the bathroom.
As he says, it is not war, it is a civil debate, oh it’s WAR BABY!
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